Unfamiliar bed

I think I I didn something wterrible.

Terribly amazing.  For once.

I havent been able to stop cryying since I got home

You are such an ingrate.  You just had the best night of your fucking life and here you are whining about it.

I don’t REMEMBER LAST NIGHT

I WOKE UP IN AN UNFAMILIAR BED AND I I don’t know what to think. Gordon’s TA was there and acting as though we’d

But I I couldn’tt have I’m not even

Oh, you want to remember what you did?

I can do that for you.

No no no no no no

Here’s a sample.

Stop this

How are you doing this to me

Oh, trust me, she was very eager.

She’s the one who did most of it to you.

And the way she apologized afterwards?

Ha, wow.

I think it’ll be a while before we wear her down.

Oh ggod what if Gordon finds out I’m a terrible wife what do I do

Well, if you want to keep her quiet without using your tongue or your crotch.

I think we both know what we could do.

I dont know what to do I don’t know oh god

Here’s an idea:  Her.

One way or another.